hierophany: (spaghettus (singular form of spaghetti))
Noriaki "eldritch horror fetishist" Kakyoin ([personal profile] hierophany) wrote 2020-07-25 06:19 pm (UTC)

I'm going to pluck that fucking owl and throw him into his own piranha tank before putting his bow tie and his feathers onto the velociraptor skeleton, is how I'm doing with it. He has disrespected grasshoppers for the last time.

[ Wait, he was trying to be respectable. ]

-and I bought a hat that looks like a frog.

[ Nailed it. He takes the helmet and stares at it for a moment. ]

...shouldn't you be wearing this?

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