I know, I know. You'd love me if I replied by phone. You'd love me if I let Hierophant reply for me. And you'd know I loved you even if I was a little shit who refused to reply until I could do it properly.

[ He cares immensely that he's making a scene, but just not quite enough to stop doing it. ]

I want to do it right. I want to do everything right for you. Even though it doesn't matter at all.