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Are you going to freak out if I say that I'm using dick parts to prototype the arm.

The final version won't have dick parts. I just need to be able to run tests quickly so I can find problems.

just so long as the finished arm isn't actually a dick

actually i'm more concerned about why arm parts and dick parts are similar
i mean what the hell kind of dick is it
dicks and arms aren't supposed to be the same

I told you. It's articulated. It's modelled after

I'm not actually sure what it's modelled after. Some kind of creature capable of a significant level of dick motor control.

The point is that I can get five workable elbow joints out of one upsettingly large alien dick.

that

that's a lot of joints for one dick
five joints???

what is that even supposed to do
run an obstacle course once it's inside????

what the fuck

I'll be honest, I've been trying to figure it out since I started taking this thing apart and I still have no idea what would lead to evolution making a creature with a giant dick capable of precise motor control.

It's also glittery. I think that detail is part of the toy, rather than reflecting reality.

The good news is I'm nearly done taking it apart, so there's one less of it in the world.

well
maybe there's another bright side too

after seeing that thing maybe you won't be so freaked out by my weird dragon dick anymore

It's not weird. It's pretty.

Most of the ones in the dick closet are weirder.

did you just call my dick pretty

also
the dick closet is NOT MY FAULT
star did that
i didn't tell him to get those
he picked them himself

Is pretty better or worse than weird?

Most of them aren't much use for these purposes, sadly. Star mostly chose dicks with the usual amount of joints.

well
you're pretty
so if that's something you're ok with having in common with my dick
then i don't see a problem

DICKS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE JOINTS

They're also not meant to be stripped down for parts, but here we are.

Hey.
Do you remember what day it was, when Star first showed up? It would have been around this time of year, right?

...actually yeah
it was a day or two before we met

you know
when you jumped me at school
and knocked me down the stairs
and we fought in the classroom
and you tied me up with hierophant
and i dragged you home
and you fell in love with me

i remember he came out when i got into a fight
and then i locked myself in the jail
so i think the 26th or 27th?
something like that

It was a busy day.

Mm. Do you have either of those days off?

i like the part where you fell in love with me

i can get both of them off if you want
got something in mind ?

You can’t have both.

People don’t have two birthdays.

you're giving star a birthday???
holy shit how am i going to keep this secret from him
he's me
fuck fuck fuck

you pick the day then
i don't remember so you pick the one that feels right

Get both days. Or make sure to be home early, at least. I'll pick one and I won't tell you which. If you don't know then he won't know.

It does mean that you don't get any say in what we plan, though.

well huh
how about that
star gets a birthday, that's pretty cute

yeah i'll get both
just to be safe

he's excited now
he thinks he's going to get a kiss

Maybe something like that. I can't tell you, can I? You won't keep it a secret.

But I'll try to come up with something nice.

whatever it is i'm sure he'll love it

he already has a collar though
if you were thinking of that

i'm not trying to pump you for information
i'm just saying
i know you'd be mad if you got him something he already had

So he doesn't need a collar or a closet full of dicks. I'll keep that in mind.

you're cute when you're up to something

and you're always up to something

Every waking moment.

I'll need to make some stops before I head home. Don't worry if I'm not back for a while.

oh, more than one stop, huh
sneaky

hey by the way
i'll pick up dinner if you get dessert

You do know that I'm just going to get three punnets of cherries, yes?

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