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[starmark]

nope
i don't think it matters a whole lot anyway

i'm just buying you something

[hierophany]

Oh.

Thank you, I suppose. Are you going to tell me what, or do I have to wait?

[starmark]

i mean
it can be a surprise if you want

or if you don't like surprises i can just tell you

it's a thing a lot of other people have
apparently
so you can have it too

[hierophany]

Let's go with surprise. That sounds nice. I'll trust that it's not anything strange.

[starmark]

it's something that'll hopefully keep you from scrubbing the bathroom four times

yare yare you're not the maid nori

[hierophany]

Cleaning the bathroom is a perfectly normal thing to do.

[starmark]

not four times in one day

[hierophany]

I was mad at the bathroom.
The bathroom deserved it.

[starmark]

you're starting to sound like polnareff

what did the bathroom do to deserve it

[hierophany]

I was not mad at the toilet. The toilet is in the bathroom and is not the bathroom itself and was only caught in the crossfire. I do not sound like Polnareff because it is not a ridiculous toilet thing.

It didn't get cleaned right the first three times.

[starmark]

[That doesn't sound right but he doesn't know enough about the subject to dispute it.]

if you say so
anyway look i'm just going to tell you

i bought you some video game everybody is playing

[hierophany]

It is NOT a toilet thing.
I just didn't clean right the first three times and so I had to do it again.
You don't believe me I can tell you don't believe me.
But it's true.
It's normal.
It's not weird.
It's just cleaning it's normal it's a thing that people do.

[ ...7FFF00 is typing. ]

...what videogame?

[starmark]

[HA HA SUCCESSFULLY DISTRACTED he's so great at this]

uh
prismal crossing new galaxies

pretty weird name for a game
but the guy said it's the one everyone is buying

[hierophany]

It's normal enough as far as game names go.

But do you know what it's about? It kind of sounds like the title of a space shooter.

[starmark]

i think there are animals

the box says there are animals involved

[hierophany]

That.
Doesn’t really say a lot about the type of game it is.

A lot of games have animals in them.
Sometimes the animals have boobs even though they aren’t mammals and it’s very upsetting.

[starmark]

why are you playing sexy animal games

[hierophany]

They’re not sexy animal games.
They’re normal animal games.
But the lizard has boobs and I don’t know why.

[starmark]

sounds like a sexy animal game to me

throw it out

[hierophany]

I don’t even have it here!

[ 7FFF00 is typing. 7FFF00 is carefully deleting the sentence ‘I can’t throw it out until I’m back home’. ]

Gecko World is not one of those games. It’s normal. It’s a normal game. Princess Komodo just has a very questionable character design.

[starmark]

sure it does

i'm starting to think i better watch you play this prismal animal game
make sure there aren't sexy animals in it

i'm taking it away if there are

[hierophany]

You’re the one who bought it.

If there are sexy animals it’s because you bought a sexy animal game.

[starmark]

yeah but i'm not the one who's going to play it

buying a sexy animal game can be an honest mistake

playing a sexy animal game is on you

[hierophany]

You could have asked the people at the shop if it was a sexy animal game.

In this situation it’s much easier to accidentally play the sexy animal game than to buy it — you had the opportunity to investigate the nature of the game and I do not.

[starmark]

how was i supposed to know they even make sexy animal games

you don't have to ask about shit like this when you want to play baseball
i don't have to ask if there are going to be sexy animals in baseball