[he doesn't think "that's fast" or anything like that. He doesn't think any of the things he probably should or wants to. Really, there's only two things he thinks of and he goes with the second, as the first thought blips by too quickly for him to grasp]
Congratulations?
[that's what you're supposed to say, right?]
My wife and are separated. [since they're giving their marital statuses, apparently]
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[he doesn't think "that's fast" or anything like that. He doesn't think any of the things he probably should or wants to. Really, there's only two things he thinks of and he goes with the second, as the first thought blips by too quickly for him to grasp]
Congratulations?
[that's what you're supposed to say, right?]
My wife and are separated. [since they're giving their marital statuses, apparently]