hierophany: (fuck now I have to memorise sumo facts)
Noriaki "eldritch horror fetishist" Kakyoin ([personal profile] hierophany) wrote 2021-09-17 10:27 pm (UTC)

You are COMMUNICATING WITH A FRIEND. In your phone's contact list, they are listed as '🌺', chosen for no particular symbolic meaning, just for being a cute symbol that is not a cherry blossom. This places them at the top, as symbols are sorted above alphanumerical characters.

You possess PROFILE DATA on 🌺.

In your inventory, you have:

-UNSOLICITED PSYCHOANALYSIS
-INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION, FOLLOWED BY UNSOLICITED ADVICE
-SERIES OF PICTURES OF CATS CAPTIONNED WITH PHRASES THAT HUMANISE THEM IN ENTERTAINING WAYS BUT THAT PROBABLY DO NOT REFLECT THE TRUE FEELINGS OF THE CATS

Exits are OFF BUTTON and TURN OFF MESSENGER AND PLAY GAMES INSTEAD

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