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[starmark]

hey nori
i have to tell you something

and it's not funny so don't laugh

[hierophany]

You wouldn't be saying that if it wasn't going to be funny, you know.

[starmark]

it's NOT FUNNY

i mean it

[hierophany]

Fine, fine.

What is it that's so unfunny?

[starmark]

ok remember how the bathroom faucet kept dripping

i fixed it
i guess technically star fixed it

anyway the point is star's new ability still works here too
and
in the same way that it did there

which is
that i can rewrite reality
but star has to punch it first

[hierophany]

So you punched the bathroom sink.

I'm just checking that that's what you did.
Because you said that it wasn't funny. So it has to be something else. But you're strongly implying that you punched the bathroom sink.

[starmark]

star punched the bathroom sink

[hierophany]

Right.

That isn't any less funny, you know.

[starmark]

it's not like he punched it AND BROKE IT

he punched it and fixed it

[hierophany]

Which is absurd. And thus funny.

I thought it was something like that. But I wouldn't have guessed punching.
I really ought to have guessed punching, in hindsight.

[starmark]

yeah well
now you know
so i'm not doing dishes anymore
i'm just going to punch them clean

where are you right now
are you at class

[hierophany]

What happened to 'stop picking the lock, Nori, you have to use a key to unlock doors'? Or does that not apply to plates?

Class ended about twenty minutes ago. I'm disassembling a distressingly large sex toy for parts.

[starmark]

you can't use lockpicks to unlock plates either

...
how large is distressingly large

[hierophany]

That's not the point. And also I havn't used lockpicks since Hierophant figured out how to crawl into the lock himself.

It's longer and thicker than my arm and articulated at five points.

[starmark]

what the fuck
how does that even
do people actually

why do you even have that
what the fuck

[hierophany]

Presumably, yes.

I'm stripping it down for parts. It's cheaper than buying them separately.

Incidentally it looks horrifying with the outer material removed.
Please consider the fact that I'm not currently sending you photographs of a robot dick skeleton a gesture of love.

[starmark]

you could've just used the ones in the closet
or did you find those already
i assume you found those
or hierophant did probably

what are you going to build with the dick parts
once you take it apart

[hierophany]

Are you going to freak out if I say that I'm using dick parts to prototype the arm.

The final version won't have dick parts. I just need to be able to run tests quickly so I can find problems.

[starmark]

just so long as the finished arm isn't actually a dick

actually i'm more concerned about why arm parts and dick parts are similar
i mean what the hell kind of dick is it
dicks and arms aren't supposed to be the same

[hierophany]

I told you. It's articulated. It's modelled after

I'm not actually sure what it's modelled after. Some kind of creature capable of a significant level of dick motor control.

The point is that I can get five workable elbow joints out of one upsettingly large alien dick.

[starmark]

that

that's a lot of joints for one dick
five joints???

what is that even supposed to do
run an obstacle course once it's inside????

what the fuck

[hierophany]

I'll be honest, I've been trying to figure it out since I started taking this thing apart and I still have no idea what would lead to evolution making a creature with a giant dick capable of precise motor control.

It's also glittery. I think that detail is part of the toy, rather than reflecting reality.

The good news is I'm nearly done taking it apart, so there's one less of it in the world.

[starmark]

well
maybe there's another bright side too

after seeing that thing maybe you won't be so freaked out by my weird dragon dick anymore

[hierophany]

It's not weird. It's pretty.

Most of the ones in the dick closet are weirder.

[starmark]

did you just call my dick pretty

also
the dick closet is NOT MY FAULT
star did that
i didn't tell him to get those
he picked them himself