[he pauses, coffee halfway to his mouth. And then he snorts]

You're such a nerd. [not that he can talk, but he's going to say it anyway] 2000 is supposed to be a leap year, so '92 and '96.

People think that planes are going to fall out of the sky and all sorts of security systems are going to crash around the world, so being paranoid over a calendar seems pretty tame in comparison. [he takes a sip of coffee]