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[hierophany]

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[oraorarush]

Yeah.

[it's not that simple, but getting into it seems . . . strange. Strange because he hasn't talked about it with anyone, and strange to talk about it with someone who literally just learned everything else. Strange to share it with Kakyoin, who wouldn't know any of this if he wasn't here.

Hm]

It's for the best. Safer.

I have no idea who that is.

[hierophany]

[ One thing he has access to that he's been failing to use for the last few seconds is the delete button. So he does not repeat 'Safer' back to Jotaro.

He doesn't need to, really. ]

He's a pitcher. In 1950 he pitched the first perfect game in professional baseball.

I'm sorry.

[oraorarush]

What does pitching a perfect game mean?

[it's a dumb question to ask, because he knows the answer. But it feels like he's supposed to ask. To shift the conversation away from what it had somehow stumbled into]

Don't be.
Tell me about your girlfriend.

[hierophany]

It's a game of baseball in which no player of the opposing team manages to reach the first base. It's impressive when you watch baseball through the statistics. I imagine it would be somewhat tedious to watch as a sport, once the novelty wore off.

[ FRANTICALLY TEXTING THIS GIRL AT 3AM TO DEMAND EITHER HER NAME OR A BETTER FAKE NAME. ]

I met her when I was in the medical ward. It was off-limits to most of use, when we were all retrieved from the crater. She was trying to find out if information was being kept from us and got caught, so we decided she should claim she was looking for me.

She's a little insufferable, to be honest. She likes to act like she knows everything. I'm not entirely convinced she doesn't.

[oraorarush]

Ah. So it's just a one-sided game. Have you never actually seen a baseball game, Kakyoin?

[at this point he wouldn't be surprised]

Did she help you escape, too?

She sounds a lot like you.

[they've moved on from depressing things into something that Jotaro regrets asking, but he can still give Kakyoin shit about]

[hierophany]

I watch between innings, sometimes, when the mascots come out.

[ LOOK, he likes sumo for the strict rules and ritual elements and baseball for the stats and the cute mascots. ]

Yeah. We had a deal, that I'd help her sneak around if she would break me out when I needed to leave.

She can't see stands. She knows Hierophant is there, but she can't see him. It's weird.

[oraorarush]

But not the game part. Where the stats come from.

[yep, he's not surprised]

That was nice of her.

Yeah, I bet that's weird. At least she knows about it.

[he never managed that, and sometimes he wonders if he should have. If it would have changed things.

Probably not]

[hierophany]

I also don't watch paint dry just so I can look at finished paintings, in case you were curious.

[ The baseball is the boring part just give him the numbers. ]

Yeah.

I'm sorry. That things didn't work out. I should have. I should have known. I should have thought about it. That things wouldn't end when he did. How to deal with everything he left behind. I should have figured it all out.

[oraorarush]

It sounds like something you would do. I'm shocked.

[. . .

Somehow it keeps coming back to this. It never won't piss him off that it has to]

You should have figured all of that out. There's a lot of things you should be doing.

Things didn't work out, but it isn't your fault. If it weren't for you, who knows if anyone would even be around to clean up the rest.

You have nothing to apologize for.

[hierophany]

I did the easy part. It's not fair, that I got to do the easy part and leave everyone else with the work.

I was happy, you know. I still am. That doesn't quite seem fair, either.

Her name probably isn't Sakura. But it's the name she gave me just now. It's complicated.

[ Yes he did text a girl at 3am to demand a name to attempt to keep up a ruse he began out of spite and immediately regretted. ]

[oraorarush]

What wasn't fair is that you didn't get to come home with us. That you didn't get to see that all that shit we went through paid off.

Fuck what is and isn't fair. I'm glad you were - are - happy. You should be.

[...]

What, did you two literally just start dating?

[hierophany]

[ ...fuck. ]

Yes.

[oraorarush]

Oh.

I already said congratulations.

[yeah he had no idea what he's supposed to say]

[hierophany]

You did. Thank you.

Sorry. I know it was a weird thing to say. We can just pretend I didn't, if you want.

[oraorarush]

It's fine. Do you want me to pretend that you didn't say it?