INBOX (noctium)

[hierophany]

« snailfacts » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Noriaki Kakyoin ✦ Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
RESIDENCE ✦ Residency
GEMBOND ✦ Emerald welcome to snailfacts, your one-stop source for facts about snails INFO ✧ PERMISSIONS ✧ KINKLIST ✧ ART

Comments

[hierophany]

It'd be fucked up if you could sleep and you were still sending messages anyway.

[oraorarush]

That would suck for the two people I message regularly.

[hierophany]

[ Two. ]

Don't tell me you started messaging the synchrony guys back. They give detailed answers. With pictures.

[oraorarush]

I told you it would backfire.

[hierophany]

You couldn't have known they'd have pictures!

[oraorarush]

Didn't you say something about making them explain it as simply as possible? You should have expected pictures.

[hierophany]

I didn't think they'd want to explain. I don't know where they even found pictures!

[oraorarush]

Bet they found them especially for you.

[hierophany]

I really, truly hope they didn't. I don't want to have anything more to do with those images than I already do.

Something keeping you awake?

[oraorarush]

You had to expect it would backfire somehow.

Just stuff on my mind. I didn't message you to complain, I just figured you'd be awake, too.

[hierophany]

I thought I was bothering an innocent call centre employee! Not someone who had been waiting for an excuse to share their collection of incredibly specific porn!

[oraorarush]

Is all of this why you're awake at this time?

[hierophany]

The network's online encyclopedia doesn't have entries for a single baseball team.

I've been fixing it.

[oraorarush]

[. . . what]

Are you fucking with me?

[hierophany]

I'm halfway through an entry for the Buffaloes.

[oraorarush]

I see.

Why?

[hierophany]

Because nobody else thought to add one, obviously.

[oraorarush]

I didn't know Japanese baseball was that important here.

[hierophany]

Neither did the entire userbase of gemstonepedia.

So if it's any consolation, you're not the only one who's wrong.

[oraorarush]

I don't follow baseball so I'm fine with that. I don't even live in Japan anymore to follow it.

[hierophany]

You would enjoy it. Baseball statistics are fascinating. And very useful for making people stop talking to you.

I should clarify that that wasn't intended as a hint, just as a reason you might enjoy it. If I wanted you to stop talking I would say so.

You left Japan?

[oraorarush]

If I started rattling off baseball statistics I think people would think that something was wrong with me. But they're interesting, from what I have seen.

I didn't think you were, though. You'd tell me to fuck off if that's what you wanted.

Yeah. Went to the states for university and ended up staying there.

[hierophany]

As a rule, when people think there's something wrong with a person they choose to stop talking to them. You're the exception.

And here I thought you'd have had enough of going all over the world.

[oraorarush]

See, so it wouldn't work. My usual method works fine. I think you just want me to learn about baseball stats.

You'd think that. But I do even more of it now.

[hierophany]

And here I thought I'd be able to trick you.

[ It's probably for work. Or for his studies. Or because Miss Holly lives in Japan, still, and he has to visit. It has to be one of those, because it can't be that it didn't end. He probably shouldn't need to ask, because there's any number of perfectly good reasons that one might travel that aren't the one that seems horrifying. ]

Why?