Crabs. Or shellfish. Coral. That sort of thing. He doesn’t do small talk very well. Has to be talking about something. And he doesn’t talk about things he doesn’t know much about.
I suppose he has. Without even trying to. They do that, don't they? Without even knowing what they've done.
You can hate him as much as you like. And I'll hate your boy, too. But I'll remember him. And if you forget, I'll tell you his name and how he's probably the kind of person who pisses me off most. And how all the things that would piss me off are probably.
You would find a thousand reasons to hate him, I'm certain. There's nothing special about him. His grades are average and he's not particularly good in any sports or clubs. He doesn't stand out. He knows a general amount about a variety of things but has no expertise in any of them. He's not even particularly lucky, and in fact tends to draw the short straw in life more often than not. He has no instinct for self-preservation, wears his heart on his sleeve, and assumes the best of people most of the time. He's shorter than I am, even, and his hair is unkempt no matter how he might try to render it otherwise.
He's exactly what you try not to be.
But one time, when it mattered most, he believed in something so hard that I started to believe in it, too.
But it's funny, that he achieved that. Because I would hate that sort of person for making me feel like believing in things was useless. That there was no point.
People like that seem perfectly content, even though just about everything that could be wrong with them is wrong with them. They don't try to improve themselves or make up for their weaknesses. They don't try to protect themselves. And yet- it's not as if they're happy all the time, but they seem to do just as well as everyone else. Maybe a little better, but even that isn't a noticeable enough difference to matter.
They make everything seem hopeless, just by existing. Why try, when failure in every possible category has the same overall result as success? It's not that they're useless people. It's that they're people whose very nature makes all other things useless.
That's the paradox of the super-talented, isn't it? By being extraordinary at a singular thing, they also make themselves relevant in only one particular way.
Take that away, and they wind up even less than hopeless. Unlike those hopeless people, who can still seem to find bliss in being unremarkable, those who've tasted what it's like to be special can never be content with being good at nothing.
You are lying on a tatami mat in a small room. It is sparely decorated but impeccably clean. It smells of charmy-brand cleaning supplies. Above you, your PRIMARY TARGET (★) speaks with SECONDARY TARGET (★) and A POTENTIAL OBSTACLE about your UNTHINKABLE DEEDS and impending death. On the other side of a screen door, your FINAL TARGET (★) is attempting to be subtle about listening in.
Your score is currently below 0. As a consequence, you are DYING. Your frontal lobe is compromised. STAND features disabled.
STAND: HIEROPHANT GREEN (disabled) HEAD: YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) BODY: SCHOOL UNIFORM FEET: nothing.
Your score is currently below 0. As a consequence, you are DYING. Your frontal lobe is compromised. MOVEMENT disabled.
You call your PRIMARY TARGET (★) a bastard. Your PRIMARY TARGET (★) fails to demonstrate an appropriate level of offense, but it's better than nothing.
(YOU GAINED 10 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE -90.)
Your PRIMARY TARGET (★) reaches for your face. SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the lower arm of your PRIMARY TARGET (★). SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOU GAINED 30 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE -30)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the upper arm of your PRIMARY TARGET (★). SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOU GAINED 30 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE 0)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the neck of your PRIMARY TARGET (★). SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOUR SCORE CANNOT RISE ABOVE 0)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the face of your PRIMARY TARGET (★). SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOUR SCORE CANNOT RISE ABOVE 0)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) is approaching the frontal lobe of your PRIMARY TARGET (★). SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
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What was his name? The boy.
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You would hate him, I think. Until you realized you'd fallen in love with him, too.
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I'll remember him. If someone takes him away from you, I'll remind you.
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The one that doesn't matter doesn't matter anymore.
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I met him, I think. I didn't deliver your message because I wasn't able to be sure. But I had a suspicion.
...He told me about crabs.
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He does that. He's- he does that. It's the most reliable way of getting him to communicate, sometimes.
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That's an interesting icebreaker, to say the least.
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You seem thoroughly unimpressed.
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Besides, I'm obliged to hate him, aren't I? You're two of my boyfriends, so he's stolen your heart from me twice.
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You can hate him as much as you like. And I'll hate your boy, too. But I'll remember him. And if you forget, I'll tell you his name and how he's probably the kind of person who pisses me off most. And how all the things that would piss me off are probably.
Probably the exact reasons you love him.
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He's exactly what you try not to be.
But one time, when it mattered most, he believed in something so hard that I started to believe in it, too.
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But it's funny, that he achieved that. Because I would hate that sort of person for making me feel like believing in things was useless. That there was no point.
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Is is because that type of person gives off the impression of being "useless"?
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People like that seem perfectly content, even though just about everything that could be wrong with them is wrong with them. They don't try to improve themselves or make up for their weaknesses. They don't try to protect themselves. And yet- it's not as if they're happy all the time, but they seem to do just as well as everyone else. Maybe a little better, but even that isn't a noticeable enough difference to matter.
They make everything seem hopeless, just by existing. Why try, when failure in every possible category has the same overall result as success? It's not that they're useless people. It's that they're people whose very nature makes all other things useless.
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Take that away, and they wind up even less than hopeless. Unlike those hopeless people, who can still seem to find bliss in being unremarkable, those who've tasted what it's like to be special can never be content with being good at nothing.
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There are no accessible exits.
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You are lying on a tatami mat in a small room. It is sparely decorated but impeccably clean. It smells of charmy-brand cleaning supplies. Above you, your PRIMARY TARGET (★) speaks with SECONDARY TARGET (★) and A POTENTIAL OBSTACLE about your UNTHINKABLE DEEDS and impending death. On the other side of a screen door, your FINAL TARGET (★) is attempting to be subtle about listening in.
Your score is currently below 0. As a consequence, you are DYING.
Your frontal lobe is compromised. STAND features disabled.
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I check my inventory
I want to see what I have equipped.
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STAND: HIEROPHANT GREEN (disabled)
HEAD: YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★)
BODY: SCHOOL UNIFORM
FEET: nothing.
Your score is currently below 0. As a consequence, you are DYING.
Your frontal lobe is compromised. MOVEMENT disabled.
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(YOU GAINED 10 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE -90.)
Your PRIMARY TARGET (★) reaches for your face.
SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOU GAINED 30 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE -60)
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Why did touching me damage my PRIMARY TARGET?
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SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOU GAINED 30 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE -30)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the upper arm of your PRIMARY TARGET (★).
SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOU GAINED 30 POINTS. CURRENT SCORE 0)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the neck of your PRIMARY TARGET (★).
SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOUR SCORE CANNOT RISE ABOVE 0)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) has compromised the face of your PRIMARY TARGET (★).
SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOUR SCORE CANNOT RISE ABOVE 0)
Your equipped YOUR FRIEND, UNWORTHY AS YOU ARE. HE CHERISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE FAILED HIM. THIS IS ONLY RIGHT (★) is approaching the frontal lobe of your PRIMARY TARGET (★).
SUCCESS. You have inflicted damage upon your target.
(YOUR SCORE CANNOT RISE ABOVE 0)
There are no exits.
ERROR: cheating device detected.
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